George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He needed to do something about it, so he signed up for seminar.
There he was, standing up and screaming at self-help guru Tony Roberts about how he would be a better pirate.
A better pirate, a better person.
Tony Robbins, ten feet tall, grinning ten feet wide, screaming back at George, wanting more.
George’s swollen face, covered with tears, screaming louder and louder and louder.
“I WILL BE THE BEST PIRATE IN HISTORY!”
George came away from the seminar feeling good about himself.
He also stole Tony’s yacht.