George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
As a bartender, though, he absolutely rocked.
You know that move in Cocktail where the guys flip the bottle behind their backs?
George has that move beat.
You can shout twenty drink orders at him, and he’ll get every one of them done right and fast.
And done good. Only the finest for George and his customers.
“Grog,” says a pirate.
George sighs. All they ever order is grog, whiskey, and rum.
George fills a tankard with grog and hands it over.
The pirate gulps it down.
No tip.