George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When he first started as a pirate, pirates were free to make their own decisions and things were freer.
Over time, the bureaucracy grew, and eventually, there were meetings for everything and you had to fill out a form to get anything taken care of.
George missed the freedom of the early days, so he started a mutiny.
Surrounded by angry brigands, the captain demanded to see their mutiny authorization forms.
None had the right documentation.
The captain dismissed them all, and ordered a staff meeting in two weeks.