George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Back in The Golden Age of Piracy, pirates would obtain their cutlasses from many different makers.
These days, pirates tended to purchase their cutlasses from only Apple Weapons Manufacturers or Sam Song, The Blacksmith of The Orient.
Both were fairly similar, but the Apple was more expensive and Sam Song’s cutlasses had newer and more reliable features.
You could even say that they were the cutting edge.
George would fumble with his Blackberry cutlass, and the other pirates would laugh at him.
Giving him an opportunity to strike first.