George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Little things frustrated him, like the fact that his crewmates would never refill the ice trays in the freezer after they got ice.
“Can’t we get an ice maker?” George asked the captain.
They headed ashore and raided a Motel 6, and they plundered its ice machine.
The plan worked brilliantly. Ice available any time he needed.
But they installed it next to his bunk, and the constant noise kept disturbing his sleep.
He ended having to get a hotel room… at the Motel 6 without an ice machine.