George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He found himself marooned on a dessert island.
That’s dessert with two S’s, not one.
It was an island made out of dessert.
Sugary sand, marzipan palm trees, chocolate rocks, and peppermint twigs.
There was a marshmallow mountain in the center of the island.
And it had caves full of gummi bears.
George cut down the trees and made a raft, using the gummi bears as glue.
It took two days at sea to find land.
George thanked God, and then he realized he was marooned on another island.