George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
On the introvert/extrovert scale, George tested heavily towards introvert.
He kept to himself. Other pirates caroused together in social situations.
“It’s hard to have a battle if you don’t engage with others,” said the captain.
“I can fire a cannon,” said George. “That’s a productive engagement from a distance.”
The captain thought for a moment. “Okay, then congratulations on your promotion to anchor supervisor,” he said.
“Thank you,” said George. So when do I start?”
“Now,” said the captain, as George was chained to the anchor. “Weigh anchor!”