George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The other pirates sent him to the market for supplies.
They wouldn’t give him any money, though.
George stole what he could, stuffing his pockets and hiding things under his jacket.
One time, he was told to get a cow.
George found a kid with one, but how do you stuff a cow in your pocket?
He found some beans in there.
“Here, kid,” said George. “These magic beans for your cow?”
The kid agreed, and while the pirates grilled steak for dinner, a giant fell on their ship.