George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
So, he took photography.
At first, the other pirates made fun of him, but after a while, the pirates checked out his Instragram feed.
George piled up a lot of likes and shares, and pirates from all around asked for George to photograph their adventures and exploits.
It was a good gig, but George wanted to give it up and do more pirate stuff again.
“Sorry, George,” said the captain. “You’re too good at this to give it up.”
The captain then had George photograph him at his desk.