George in the jar

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
You know that pirate in the “Whiskey in the Jar” song?
In that song, a pirate stole a bunch of money from some other pirate, brought it home to his chick, and then she got him drunk and set up a murder scheme that left her rich, the other pirate dead, and the guy in prison?
Well, that wasn’t George.
George wasn’t the guy in prison, the dead guy, or even the chick who set them both up.
And he sings that song way off key in karaoke bars.