George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He spent a lot of time on the bow, feeling the wind blow through his long flowing hair.
So, the captain ordered his men to hold George down while he used his sword to shave George bald.
George rubbed his hand against his bare scalp.
“This feels kinda neat,” he said.
And he stood on the bow and felt the wind blow across his head.
“This is so much cooler,” said George. “I totally dig this. Thank you, Captain.”
The captain threatened to remove George’s head with a cannon.