George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He tried to learn more, but records at Star Fleet Academy were spotty on that historical subject.
George did his best to fill in the gaps with books and movies.
He put on an attempt at an authentic pirate outfit and went to the holodecks.
“Holodeck, start Program George One,” said George.
The computer said “Simulation ready,” and opened the doors.
George walked through the archway and on to a wooden plank.
“Uh oh,” said George.
He felt a cutlass point at his back, and fell into the water.