George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
“Instead of dividing up shares based on senority, let’s have some fun!”
George stuffed a pinata with treasure from the last raid and hung it from the mast.
“Everybody gets three swings. When the pinata bursts open, you can grab what you can from what falls out, okay?”
The pirates with hooks for hands complained that they’d only be able to grab half as much as others.
The ones with peglegs complained that it was hard to bend over.
In the end, they strung up George and beat him.