George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When George was in Pirate School, other pirates would ask to cheat off of George’s exam papers.
Because George wasn’t smart at most pirate subjects, they’d end up failing, too.
That’s when George came up with the brilliant idea for him to cheat off of all of their exam papers.
Sure enough, everyone passed. Including George.
“You’re a genius, George!” the other pirates said. “When we graduate, we’ll need a genius like you aboard!”
George peaked early, but when you think about it, did he ever peak at all?