George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
One day, while taking practice with a cannon, he heard an awful scream.
A flying kid in green tights fell out of the sky and landed in the water.
Then, a trail of sparks flew into George’s face.
Tinkerbell bitched him out for killing Peter.
“Wait, you aren’t Captain Hook,” the angry pixie squeaked. “Who the Hell are you?”
George grabbed her, stuffed her into a jar, and used her as a night light.
Until the light began to fade, because he forgot to poke holes in the lid.