George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
While the other pirates raided towns, George would go see the local art museum.
Not to loot it, mind you. He’d go there to see the art.
He usually had to wake up early, before the other pirates, so he could see the art before they looted it.
“Can you give me ten more minutes?” he told his fellow pirates. “There’s a church across the street. Go loot it.”
George always felt guilty about the looting, and left a donation to the art museum.
Which his fellow pirates looted.