George’s green beard

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Instead of being concerned about the condition of his boat, he was more worried about the condition of his skin.
The salt air of the sea and the tropical sun totally ruined his complexion.
One night, George drank too much, and he passed out in a plate of guacamole.
The next day, he woke up, face covered with the green goop.
It was the perfect mask. For once, his skin felt great.
Even if the other pirates thought “Gloppy Greenbeard the Pirate” weird for wearing it all the time.