George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate. He often forgot where he docked his ship, where he buried his treasure, and even his own name. He fell overboard during fights and got lost on deserted islands. He had no sense of direction, strategy, or even map reading skills. Despite all this, he always made his crew laugh. One day, while on the verge of being captured by the Navy, George saved the day by accidentally finding the secret passage to the treasure they were seeking. From then on, he became known as the luckiest pirate alive.