George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
This provided a lot of material for his fellow pirates to come up with a roast of George.
They rented a ballroom and tuxedos, hired caterers, and threw a pirate celebrity gala.
One after another, famous pirates went up to the podium and told jokes at George’s expense.
George sat there, in the seat of dishonor, listening to it all.
When it was finally George’s turn to speak, he drew his cutlass, hacking and slashing at everyone around him.
Including a waiter or two, according to the police reports.