George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When someone has a heart attack, people yell “Is anyone a doctor?”
Or when there’s a crime happening, people shout for the police.
Sometimes, the local police shout for pirates, but they’re doing it as a trap to catch pirates.
Maybe a few of the dumb ones.
“Let go of me!” shouted George. “What am I being charged with?”
“Piracy!” said the cops.
“Oh,” said George. “I got confused. My last name is The Pirate.”
George was found unable to stand trial due to mental incompetence.
They released him.