George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He spent a lot of time lost or missing.
A crude sketch of George’s face appeared on the labels of rum bottles.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PIRATE?
The sketch was somewhat generic for a pirate, so a lot of reports came in, but none of them turned out to be George.
When the police tracked down the person sending in all of the false reports, it turned out to be George.
“Next time, I’ll use pay phones and other people’s cell phones,” grumbled George, walking back to his ship.