George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
But after the sexual harassment scandals rolled through the pirate community, George was the only pirate that ad agencies could hire without risking backlash or protests.
George’s face replaced Blackbeard’s on cereal boxes.
This pissed off Blackbeard. A lot.
He held up a cereal box and yelled “A HUNDRED DUBLOONS FOR THE MAN WHO BRINGS ME THE HEAD OF THIS MAN!”
His men brought back the heads of the Lucky Charms leprechaun, the Trix rabbit, and Count Chocula.
Blackbeard gave up, and he switched to eating oatmeal for breakfast.