George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When other pirates asked him if he was a Ginger or a Mary Ann, he’d say “Both, and Mrs. Howell too.”
Which was true, because when George had wrecked his ship on Gilligan’s Island, he’d fucked all three of them.
Then, after the Professor repaired his ship, he took all of the Howells’ money and left them all stranded on the island.
Some say that the clumsy and dimwitted George is actually Gilligan in disguise.
“Nonsense,” says George, stuffing a red shirt and white hat into his foot locker.