George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He had a habit of microwaving popcorn, which stunk up the whole ship.
By the time the other pirates went to the galley, George had eaten it all.
The pirates suggested that George eat bagged premade popcorn, but George said that it tasted stale.
So, George tried the traditional Indian method of making popcorn: throwing whole ears of popcorn on an open flame.
Instead of the stench of microwave popcorn, George’s shipmates smelled burning wood.
“I made enough to share,” beamed George, as the ship was engulfed in flames.