George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
But at least he wasn’t always pointing at people and shouting “YOU’RE WORSE THAN HITLER!” like Old Man Johnson was.
“That’s really annoying,” said George. “isn’t there something useful you can do?”
One morning, they found Old Man Johnson in his bunk, dead.
Nobody went to his funeral, and there wasn’t even an obituary in the paper.
But everyone assumed that his last words were “YOU’RE WORSE THAN HITLER!”
Well, maybe not shouted, Probably wheezed, because George’s hands were on the guy’s throat, choking the life out of him.