George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The stress of being a pirate caused him indigestion and ulcers.
So, he drank a lot of milk and ate smooth foods like yogurt.
It’s not easy to get those things fresh out at sea, so he filled the cargo hold with cows and a fully-operational dairy.
The crew saw the cows and thought “steak”, but George convinced them otherwise with some fine artisanal cheeses.
“Why don’t you just become a farmer?” asked the captain.
George thought for a moment, shrugged, and went below decks for the morning milking.