George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When supplies ran low on the ship, there were only two options: rationing and finding another ship to attack and rob.
Well, okay… they could have headed back to port for more supplies, but where’s the fun in that?
And there are only so many crewmates to eat.
The captain called for the crew to assemble on the deck.
Only George showed up.
“Did we eat everyone else?” asked the captain.
“I guess so, captain,” said George.
They headed back to port for more supplies.
And, of course, recruits.