George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He hired Sven, a professional life coach, to help him with his problems.
Sven wasn’t a very good life coach, so he gave George bad advice, which caused even more problems.
So, George hired a personal trainer. And a business consultant. And a change management expert.
An entourage surrounded George, shouting a cacophony of conflicting advice at him.
George covered his ears and shouted “STOP!”
His shipmates took the coaches, consultants, and trainers hostage.
The total ransom paid was a fortune.
George retired. Until his accountant robbed him blind.