George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
“Obviously not,” said the caseworker at the unemployment office. “Your file clearly shows that you have no aptitude for piracy.”
She sent him to a job training facility, where George learned how to use computers.
After a while, George learned how to use spreadsheets, documents, and presentation software.
“I think you have a knack for this, George,” said the trainer.
That night, George loaded all the computers on a cart, and took them back to the ship.
“Think we can sell these?” asked George.
“Welcome back,” said the captain.