George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He collected empty bottles, stuffed them with paper, and would seal them into the bottles with corks.
Then, he’d toss them into the sea and let the tides spread them throughout the world.
Scientists collected the papers, and after careful analysis, they determined that there was an unknown continent in the middle of the Atlantic ocean.
But dozens of expeditions later, they never found the continent of Georgelantis.
Meanwhile, George wiped his ass, stuffed the dirty toilet paper in the bottle, sealed it, and tossed it into the ocean.