George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
While fleeing British pirate hunters, George tended to get lost among the islands.
Running low on supplies, his ship run aground, the crew fished for what they could, and ended up with nets full of turtles.
They cooked up the turtles, and devised a plan.
George opened a restaurant on the island, and people came from far and wide to attend the opening.
Pirates and British Navy sailors waited for hours for a table.
They never got one. George and the crew stole a ship and fled to safety.