George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
I’m not sure how he managed it, but he and his crew took over the starship Nostromo.
As George was trying to send a ransom note to the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, a message came in and the Nostromo’s crew began to wake up.
“We’ll strand them on that LV-426 thing,” said George.
That’s where they came across a weird cavern and space ship, surrounded by bizarre eggs.
“I bet we could make a fortune with one of these things,” said George.
An egg unfolded, and George screamed.
Nobody heard him.