George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Don Diego de la Vega looked him over carefully.
“But you might make a decent Zorro,” he said, holding the black mask to George’s face.
“I don’t speak Mexican,” said George.
“Let your sword speak for you,” said Diego.
After five hours of practice, George’s sword mostly said “CLANG!” when it fell to the floor.
“Sorry,” said George, picking up the sword again. “I think that will buff out.”
Eventually Diego gave up, and put on the mask himself.
George watched Zorro ride off, and then robbed his mansion.