George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He watched the news and saw the devastation from the hurricane.
“If you stay, be sure to write your name and social security number on your arm so we can identify your body,” said the mayor.
When they called for rescue boats, George hopped in the ship’s rowboat and did his best to rescue as many people as possible.
“Thank you, George!’ they all said.
“You’re welcome,” said George.
After the rain stopped and the waters receded, George sold all the names and social security numbers to identity thieves.