George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He’d get completely drunk and crawl into a treasure chest, and then he’d close the lid.
Sometimes, George had to fold himself up really tight, but he took yoga classes and regularly worked on keeping himself limber and flexible.
Then, when his shipmates opened the treasure chest, he’d leap out and yell BOO!
Well, that what he’d hoped to do.
But usually, he’d kinda flop out of the treasure chest and vomit and pass out. You know, because he was so drunk.
Oh, and George got stabbed a lot.