George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Still, he was a better pirate than all these posers going around saying “YARRRR!” and “SHIVER ME TIMBERS!” on Talk Like A Pirate Day.
It was worse than an Irish pub on St. Patrick’s Day.
All those amateurs drinking green-colored swill. Disgusting.
And if you tried to pinch a pirate for not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day, they’d run you through with their sword.
A drunk tourist pointed at George and went “ARRRRRRRR!”
George pushed them into the harbor, and we went back to his ship to sleep.