George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He came up with all kinds of crazy schemes and plans.
“If we ram ships into the World Trade Center, we can bring them down,” he said.
“Why?” asked the captain. “What would be the point?”
George thought for a moment. “You’re right. It would destroy everything worth looting. It’s just evil.”
George crumpled up his plans and tossed them in the trash.
Later that night, a Muslim crewman dug out the plans, photographed them, and sent them to his cousin Khalid.
“Tell brother Osama about this,” he said.