“George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.”
Adam Sandler looked over the script, flipped through the pages, and threw it at his agent.
“What is this shit?” said Adam.
“It’s about a pirate who’s not really good at being a pirate,” said his agent. “He does all kinds of funny and goofy shit.”
Adam frowned. “It’s fucking retarded. How the hell is that gonna get me an Oscar?”
“Mind if I take a look?” said Rob Schneider.
“Sure, Rob, go for it,” said Adam.
A year later, Rob won the Oscar.
And Adam fired his agent.