George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He bought a toaster, put it next to his bunk, and pushed down the button.
It popped back up, but there was no toast.
He pushed the button again and again, but it kept popping up without producing any toast.
The captain patted George on the shoulder.
“It would help if you put bread in it to toast.”
George smacked himself on the forehead. “Right!”
He put in two slices of bread and pushed down the button.
It was too bad there wasn’t anywhere to plug the toaster into.