George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate
“Here, drink this,” said the captain. “It’s a magical tea.”
So, George drank it. And vomited.
But he became strong and bold.
One day, George followed the captain to the Chinese herbalist shop… but the captain went to the woodmaker’s shop next door.
“Another bag of sawdust,” said the captain.
George was stunned. It was fake?
Dejected, he went back to the ship.
“Idiot keeps throwing up on the deck and not over the rail,” the captain said. “So messy.”
Then he went next door for the magic tea.