George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate
Somewhere, he’d read about people hanging themselves to get more out of sexual pleasure.
So, George tied himself by the ankles to the boom and let himself dangle.
Then, he tried to lower his breeches. Which, him being upside-down, was kinda hard to do.
After a few minutes, he felt a warm stickiness hit him in the face.
“Blech,” said George. “That wasn’t enjoyable at all,”
The captain was tempted to say “That’s because you’re supposed to hang yourself from your neck.”
So, he did, and walked away smiling.