George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He’d been all over the world, and he’d seen some marvelous places.
He’d also seen some horrible and awful places. Total shitholes.
George preferred the marvelous and amazing places.
Because those places had a lot of stuff he could plunder loot.
There’s not much you can plunder from a shithole.
George felt guilty about it, and what he plundered from the marvelous places, he would give to the people in the shithole places.
They’d thank him, but ask if they could please get a ride away from that shithole.