How do you write 100 word stories? #76

Many folk with ADD have, I think I’ll have some breakfast, wow there are deer on the lawn, where did I put my keys, I’ll look for them in the fridge then asked how do you tom write a 100 word story

It might seem over obvious but 100 word stories need a strong setting. You don’t have the luxury of pages of description. You got five to ten words to imply genre, epoch, and location. Think of these few words as the equivalent of sprinters starting blocks. You need a firm grounding if you’re going to cover 100 yards in 15 seconds. Your opening can signal that the setting is merely two people talking. That the surroundings actually have little effect on the tale. My favorite setting is a greasy-spoon near closing time a young couple and an army of zombies.

How do you write 100 word stories? #75

Many folk with matching tie and handkerchief have asked how do you tom write a 100 word

I read somewhere there are only 32 original plotlines. I hear of a professor in New England who expanded it up to 112. The basic structure goes something like this blah vs. blah or blah meets blah, blah loses blah., blah goes on a Campbellques quest encounters blahkeepers who blahs them to blah. They conquer a real or metaphorical demon and are REWARDED and get the girl/boy, but if you want to be one of the great ones come up with a new plot convention. How about benevolent villain and a destructive hero vs unconscious capricious universe filled with zombies.

How do you write 100 word stories? #74

Many folk with matching socks have asked how do you tom write a 100 word

Here’s a bad idea. Show your writing to your friends. They will say glowing stuff and you will be lulled into a false sense of security. Thank goodness the indifferent masses will drop you by the roadside of the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Here’s a good idea. Show your writing to people who hate you. They will rip everything to teeny tiny pieces. This is good. It’s how they eviscerate your work which will aid in the editing process. If it is dismissive and tainted with envy keep it. If there is even a hint of backhand praise remove that.

How do you write 100 word stories? #73

Many folk Whiffenpoof from here to Eternity have asked how do you tom write a 100 word

The glue that holds a good story, nay, holds an entire body of literate work is a definable narrative voice. Early in your career you should chose from just where in the mulit-spectrum of emotions your voice speaks. It doesn’t have to reflect your world view. For instance I am a happy and non-violent person, but my narrative voice is an anger pistol waving goon. He bits off sentences and spits out contempt for silly characters. He does not suffer fools lightly. My narrative voice shows no quarter takes no prisoners. Fortunately it’s flawed with a heart of gold.

How does Zackmann write a 100 word story?

The detective was waiting for a “person of Interest” and the plane was late. The Detective was
called Dan Dan the Art Man ever since his investigation led him to recover the stolen Scream
portrait because of knowledge he gained as an art fancier. His fellow detectives counted on him
to get the answer to the question they really wanted the man to answer.
After getting off the plane the man picked his bag off the luggage carousel. Dan showed the
man his badge then took the man aside and said “How do you, Tom, Write a 100 word story?”

Stoic

“I’m not crying,” said Rudy. “I just got smoke in my eyes.” Everyone on Planet Camel had smoke in their eyes. RJ Reynolds tera-formed this rock as part of their adverstiment budget in 3010. They populated the place with genetically altered folk who loved breathing in tobacco. Only drawback was this genetic pool was deeply melancholy. Anything could set them off into fits of crying. Rudy had lost his cat, in 24 hours it had become a day of worldwide mourning. Luckily for RJR the people of planet Camel are stoic they just say they got smoke in their eyes.

How do you write 100 word stories? #72

Many folk with or without you have asked how do you tom write a 100 word story

I saw this ad in the newspaper looking for writers who could write in the style of Hemingway, Heller, and Joyce. I thought how hard could that be? So I sent in my resume and three examples. I got an interview on Monday. I get a call back on Thursday asking if I can start work next week. That’s my desk over there under the piles of greeting cards. I work for subsidiary of Hallmark. I write 100 word greeting cards. A Hemingway valentine, a Heller mother’s day card, a Joyce birthday card. I’m working on a Steinbeck Christmas card.

How do you write 100 word stories? #71

Many folk with or without you have asked how do you tom write a 100 word story

I saw this ad in the newspaper looking for writers who could write in the style of Hemingway, Heller, and Joyce. I thought how hard could that be? So I sent in my resume and three examples. I got an interview on Monday. I get a call back on Thursday asking if I can start work next week. That’s my desk over there under the piles of greeting cards. I work for subsidiary of Hallmark. I write 100 word greeting cards. A Hemingway valentine, a Heller mother’s day card, a Joyce birthday card. I’m working on a Steinbeck Christmas card.

How do you write 100 word stories? #70

Many folk with a song in their heart have asked how do you tom write a 100 word story

When you only have 100 word its useful to utilize cultural icon that carry with their introduction vase amount of back story. It’s sort of a reverse personification process. We offer symbols in the place of running narrative. We place symbols to capture an instance hook into a common gestalt. Descript the land as dantesque all the loathsome descriptions of hell pours out. Descript someone as a superman or being like Tarzan we are able to conger up larger than life figures. 100 word stories are littered with archetypes. The symbolic pillars of the challenge are monkeys, midgets, and zombies.

How do you write 100 word stories? #69

Many folk without any visible means of support have asked how do you Tom write a 100 word story

Anthropomorphizing is good. What better way to get your hero on his hero quest then a talking rock. Or sing sword, magic mirror. Even low level attributes work well. The River rises up or lowers down as needed. A hyper living world is the writes friend gets you out the damnest plot dead ends. It softens up the skeptical monkey mind so you can lay in some major improbable plot lines. Take Lord of the Rings if it hadn’t been for talking eagles you would have had one downer of a story. Come follow the white rabbit down the hole.