George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was too compassionate, and this made him an easy mark.
While the ship was docked at a port called Sweethaven, a fat guy in a bowler accosted George.
“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
So, George gave him the money.
When Tuesday came around, the swindler didn’t pay up.
George’s shipmates beat the crap out of the guy.
Some squinty freak with huge forearms demanded vengeance for the hamburger man.
But by then, George’s fellow pirates had looted Sweethaven, set it ablaze, and set sail.