George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He spent a lot of time in bars, drinking.
A new tavern opened up with an entire wall of taps.
Each one different.
George’s crewmates challenged him to drink the wall of taps.
So, he did.
It took him several months and all of his money, but he did.
Then, one day, he opened a door that he thought was to the restroom, but it was to the back office.
He discovered that every tap went to one large keg.
Disgusted, George dragged the safe out the back door.