Weekly Challenge #886 – As far as the eye can see

The next weekly challenge topic is: Intake

SCRIBBLING WREN/LISA

“Better now? Now?”

Sally the optician had stopped caring before Harry sat in the chair. Harry wasn’t bothered either. He’d made ‘Silly Mistakes’ at work so they’d sent him for an eye test but they were paying and it was in company time.

“Better now?”

He started randomly saying what made him see clearer.

“Better now?”

Sally didn’t notice and prescribed glasses that would make things much worse at Harry’s work.

The receptionist who was concentrating on counting the hours’ til home time typed the amount wrong in the card reader, this mistake quadrupled the bill.

No one ever noticed.

RICHARD

All this…

I remember the day my father stood at my side and proclaimed, “One day, all this – as far as the eye can see – will be yours.”

I looked at him cynically. “But, dad, I can only see as far as the back wall, that’s what… Twenty feet?”

He nodded sagely, “Therein lies an important lesson. You’re stuck with what life gives you. Even if it’s small, appreciate its worth.”

I took his words to heart, sold the land to a property developer for a small fortune, and bought a country estate that extends as far as the eye can see!”

LIZZIE

“As far as the eye can see, the blue ocean, a nothingness filled with promises of many tomorrows. A certainty of the soul. A timeless motion forward. Perhaps even…”
“What on earth are you talking about, man?!”
The raft drifted aimlessly.
“We’re lost. We’re going to die and you’re blabbering crazy stuff.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes. You’ll start seeing things soon.”
“You mean… Like that dragon?”
“Yes, like that dragon… Good grief man, there are no dragons.”
The dragon swallowed them whole and burped. Not tasty, not tasty at all. Skinny, dehydrated humans. Nope, never again. Heartburn was a killer.

TOM

Major Tom

As far as the eye can see there were stars. It takes a bit getting uses to the stationary effect. On earth the stars spin across the horizon. In space the dance is frozen. With no up or down or much of a right or left the sense of fall is overwhelming. I time my breathing to the beating of my heart and fix my focus a single star. The light I see left that star millions of years ago. Any civilization that light fell upon has long since turn to dust. When the oxygen runs out so will I.

As To the Reason for My Absence

I didn’t write for about a year. Figure it was the end of my podcasting career. From time to time, I would listen to the challenge, I noted Norval Joe was close to having his first 100 stories in a row. I wanted to celebrate that milestone, so I wrote a story to him. Then one the next week. One foot in front of the other. That was many years ago, over a decade. I have Phil to thank for my return. I promise myself I would never let events keep me from post weekly. Then death two happen: Jim

SERENDIPIDY

It crops up all over the place: On banknotes, coats of arms, seals, and in the insignia of clubs, societies and religious orders, all over the world.

It is the All-Seeing-Eye, and it pervades every aspect of our lives, watching our activities, monitoring our every move, and overseeing our transactions.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is secret and our lives are laid bare before it.

It’s watching you, and you’d better be sure that what it sees is good, wholesome and charitable.

Because, there will be consequences!

And, as far as the eye can see, yours will be unfortunate!

TURA

As far as the eye can see

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God created three minor gods, who knew God not. They contended who should rule the world.

“I will have as far as the eye can see,” said the first, whose eyesight was so sharp he could see the back of his own head. He rules the lands of the Earth.

The second claimed, “As far as the eye cannot see.” Everything that is underground became his realm.

The third claimed, “That which lies between,” and so rules the waters and waterways.

The three dispute their boundaries, and this creates storms, earthquakes, and tsunamis.

God looks down and does not speak.

NORVAL JOE/PHILIP CARROLL

The old man sneered at Billbert. “Your friend is nearby, but you’ll never find her.”
Sabrina was coming around so he sloughed her off his shoulder, took her hand and levitated back up into the sky. They looked for where Linoliamanda could be stashed, but only the tops of trees extended as far as the eye could see.
Billbert dropped back into the cabin and set Sabrina down.
“You won’t tell me where she is,” Billbert said, grabbed the man by the front of his robe and shot above the trees.
The man dangling, Billbert laughed. “Don’t tell. Just point.”

JARED/JRADIMUS

Dramatic Irony Bites Like a Rabid Monkey

Our hero had been exposed to enough ‘genie media’ that he should have known about the mischief behind genies’ wish granting. I guess something about the spectacle of a genie erupting from a magic lamp disrupts rational thought, because when Harvey found himself in this fantastical scenario, he didn’t even pause before he wished:

“First, I want to be a licensed realtor. Next, I want to get into the millionaire’s real estate market. Then, I want to dominate that market as far as I can see.”

These were the words that have haunted him since the accident that blinded him.

PLANET Z

I went down the stairs, opened the vault doors, and looked down the corridor.
Alcoves along the stone walls, niches with bones as far as the eye could see.
The Friar patted me on the shoulder.
“One day, you’ll join them.”
I walked along the corridor, sometimes there was a worn rusty plaque.
Fragments of paper, chalk marks on the stone wall.
“Only they know who they were.”
Forty years later, I was the one wearing the robes.
Leading acolytes down the stairs to the vault doors.
And reminding them that they’re mortal.
And telling them: “Make your life count.”

George the Snowman

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He wasn’t very good at reading maps or compasses, so when he thought he was heading to Barbados, he was actually heading North.
“Is it getting cold or what?” said George, shivering.
The crew dodged ice floes as they attempted to steer South.
Sleet tore at the sails, and they barely survived a fierce blizzard.
Enough snow accumulated on the deck for a snowball fight and to make a snowman.
The crew bound and gagged George, and packed snow around him.
And they put George’s hat on its head.

George is Captain Blood

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Other pirates had cool names, like Blackbeard and Captain Hook.
George was just George the Pirate.
He tried out a lot of names, but his shipmates refused to use any of them.
“You’ll always be George the Pirate to us,” they said.
Everywhere he went, he was George the Pirate.
Except for one.
George walked in to the Red Cross and rolled up his sleeve.
“I’m back,” he said. “Ready to give more.”
“Welcome aboard, Captain Blood!” said the nurse. “Your usual cot?”
George eased back, and he smiled.

George’s Turing Test

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
People had a hard time believing that George was a real pirate.
Even at the Loebner Prize competition, where programmers build intelligent systems to beat the Turing Test, George still had a hard time.
“I’m sitting right in front of you!” screamed George at the judges. “I’m a freaking pirate! PirateBot 3000 and AutoPirate are computers!”
The competition’s judges conferred. “No self-respecting pirate would act in that manner,” they said, making marks on their clipboards.
In a huff, George went home.
CaptainBot 3000 told him to swab the deck.

George and Bilgey

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Unlike other pirates, who had parrots, George had a pet rat.
He called it Bilgey.
“It’s a bilge rat,” said George. “Purebred and everything, he’s even got papers.”
“That damn thing has the plague,” said the captain. “Throw it overboard.”
George pulled out the papers. “One of these says that he’s an Emotional Support Animal. That means you have to let me keep him.”
The captain killed the rat and fed it to a mangy wharf dog.
“Wait a day,” said the captain. “You can keep what comes out.”

George’s Hair

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He spent a lot of time on the bow, feeling the wind blow through his long flowing hair.
So, the captain ordered his men to hold George down while he used his sword to shave George bald.
George rubbed his hand against his bare scalp.
“This feels kinda neat,” he said.
And he stood on the bow and felt the wind blow across his head.
“This is so much cooler,” said George. “I totally dig this. Thank you, Captain.”
The captain threatened to remove George’s head with a cannon.

George and Bell

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Most pirates aren’t interested in science and technology, unless it has something to do with swords and weapons and sailing.
George was interested in telephones and communication technology.
In fact, he was the reason why Alexander Graham Bell said “Watson, come here, I need you.”
George had burst into Bell’s lab, all excited to have found his hero.
Bell was surprised by the sight of a pirate breaking into his lab, so he called for Watson.
They drove off George, who shrugged and went away, looking for Thomas Edison.

Weekly Challenge #885 – Blinded

The next weekly challenge topic is: As far as the eye can see

SCRIBBLING WREN

The Blinding

In the beginning was the bird. One bird: a magpie, with an ‘oil in a puddle’ sheen across his outstretched wing. They had said a single magpie was bad luck, but then hordes arrived. A global power outage shut down all communication, if the internet still worked Hitchcock would almost certainly be trending on Twitter.

The first to be enucleated was a toddler playing on the swings. His whelps swept across the grass, met more chilling screams before horror filled the park.

With an iridescent flash, the attackers disappeared as quickly as they’d come.

But the darkness had already fallen.

RICHARD

School’s Out

I was never cut out to be a teacher, not just because I hated kids and – let’s be honest, kids tend to hate me too – but I was also horribly ill-suited to the job.

The school I taught at was so understaffed, we had to turn our hands to almost any subject. No problem for my more academically inclined colleagues, but when you’re a sports coach, teaching chemistry is, at best, hit and miss!

I made most of it up, scrawling incomprehensible, unintelligible formulae on the blackboard.

The class: blinded by pseudo-science!

Somehow, I got away with it.

TOM

Marleen Walker

Marleen Walker glided across the checked linoleum tiles towards the old brown easy-chair. A lingering hint of Old Spice and Luck Strikes brushed her cheek. She thought it was pretty funny how the scent of a person could with crystal clarity reconstruct her father’s presents. He lived the last six months in that ragged old chair. She could still mark out the decaying of his senses and towards the end the blinded of the light, both the inner and outer. Her body told her cry, but to so would be to cross a hard line. Later she said, always later.

As To the Reason for My Absence

Emuire was my cat. I taught her how to swear. And she did often. She did not care for the many other cats who would be abandon at out last house on the right below the tiny pump house on the hill. Emuire was a three legged cat and moved with a grace of motion you didn’t actually see you experienced it. Ask any owner of a three legged pet. Emuite lived to 15 and the day I had to force myself to the vet to end her pain all the stories in my head hide in a corner not available to me.

SERENDIPIDY

Do you know of anyone who actually has been blinded by looking directly at the sun? I’m pretty sure you don’t, and I’m equally sure that, at some point in your life, you’ve given it a go yourself, just for a moment, perhaps just through barely open eyelids? Right?

Did it blind you?

Maybe it hurt a little, and no doubt you were troubled by disorientating after images, but you weren’t blinded were you?

Nobody ever is.

Let me tell you why you really shouldn’t look at the sun.

Better still, take a look for yourself, a good long look!

LIZZIE

Dusk set in. The black panther remained seated on his pedestal, his back to the water, watching the humans getting ready to wrap up their day. It was that time again. They didn’t know. But that old witch had taught him well. She had showed him who to snatch and when. The next morning, they would wonder. How? Why? When? Who did this? As the morning approached, he’d go back to being a statue. A statue on his pedestal, the one they revered, the one they looked up to for protection. Dusk set in and he waited on his pedestal.

TURA

Blinded

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Deprived of ordinary vision, the Blind Sage speaks with inner vision. Petitioners must make an arduous mountain ascent of many days to speak with him.

One asked, “How can I become rich?”

The sage answered, “Want what you have.”

He asked again, “No, I mean, how can I get lots of money?”

The sage answered, “Be of value to others.”

He protested in exasperation, “What wisdom is this? Why can’t you talk sense?” and tramped off back down the mountainside.

The sage replied to the empty air, “Because there are none so blind as those who will not see.”

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NORVAL JOE

My twin brother was killed in a hit and run when he was riding his bicycle this morning. He rode every Saturday. I don’t know if he was blinded by the car’s headlights and run off the road, or if he was hit from behind. The details aren’t in yet.
Roger liked to laugh. He was a ventriloquist, a magician, a musician, an accountant, and he loved cats.
We ran a half marathon together last month. He said that was probably going to be his last, as he preferred to ride his bike. Looks like it was. I’ll miss him.

PLANET Z

Sometimes, Delores forgot to wear her charging mask, and she needed to wear induction loop glasses to power her eyes during the day.
The rims were thick, and a cable ran along her ear to the battery pack in her shirt pocket.
The optical system offered notifications and overlays as reminders and identification enhancements, but Delores kept those turned off.
So now and then, she’d wake up blind, fumbling for her glasses.
The first time she forgot to charge her battery pack, she told Alexa to deliver a fresh one.
She sat in the dark, waiting patiently for the doorbell.

JARED/JRADIMUS

Not by the Light

Harvey was still ecstatic. Beyond, even. Just before the end of the day, he closed on the biggest real estate deal he’d ever been part of, and he and the rest of the agents just closed out a bar on the biggest bar tab he’d ever been part of.

Walking to his car, he was jostled off the sidewalk and almost fell over. When he regained his balance, he looked up and could only see the headlights of an oncoming vehicle.

He survived, but with the injuries he sustained, the car’s lights were the last thing he would ever see.

George wishes

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He wished he was a good pirate.
He blew out all the candles on his birthday cake and made a wish.
Nope.
He carried around a birthday cake and shouted if it was anybody’s birthday.
When someone said “Yes” he’d light the candles and demand that they blew them out and wish that George was a good pirate.
“Say it out loud,” he’d say. “Or I’ll have ye guts for garters.”
Nope. Still didn’t work.
But he did make some good money as a novelty birthday telegram that way.

George in the jar

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
You know that pirate in the “Whiskey in the Jar” song?
In that song, a pirate stole a bunch of money from some other pirate, brought it home to his chick, and then she got him drunk and set up a murder scheme that left her rich, the other pirate dead, and the guy in prison?
Well, that wasn’t George.
George wasn’t the guy in prison, the dead guy, or even the chick who set them both up.
And he sings that song way off key in karaoke bars.